i hate when i wear a skirt or dress somewhere and people ask me why i’m dressed so fancy like i don’t need an occasion to free my legs from the constraints of pants thank you very much
(Source: isaacedlahey, via insidethemindofsam)
mrs-freebatchof221bbakerstreet:
Excuse me but Into Darkness has been out for a week, why are there no posts talking about the fact that Cucumberpatch makes the face that suggests he’s going to steal christmas
I mean really
I HAVE TEARS IN MY EYES THIS IS MY FAVORITE POST OMFG
(via thelonegunwoman)
Deliver Us. Prince of Egypt (1998).
River, oh river, flow gently for me,
Such precious cargo you bear!
Do you know somewhere, he can live free?
River, deliver him there…Words cannot describe the beauty and perfection of this score..
I don’t really care what your views are on religion/historical stories like the flood and shit, but everyone should watch this movie. It was so boss.
Haha man if someone doesn’t watch this movie just because they don’t believe in the Christian/Jewish mythos then they are being a dumbass and missing out because of it 8|
As someone who isn’t religious, I can attest to how well this movie is put together. It’s told in a way that someone who isn’t a Christian or Jew can entirely enjoy it - like if you were to sit down to a film about Hercules. It’s a very well adapted story.
So, this is for Bracha, because I know how much you like Ofra Haza. :3
I DO love Ofra Haza, haha! This movie actually is hella more Judaic than Christian, even in the English version the songs had Hebrew excerpts in them, no one was whitewashed, Tzipporah (wife of Moses) was BLACK as she SHOULD BE and is noted in the Torah, but conveniently forgotten everywhere else, and Jewish guys were involved in making this movie, so yeah.
I liked it.
Also, I first watched this movie in Hebrew, so I get snooty when I can’t find the Hebrew dubs of all the songs, ahaha, I am lame~
(via itsrosesturn)
sometimes i think the only reason why dean and cas aren’t a canon couple yet is because the writers can’t decide who goes where in their first sex scene
“dean on top”
“dean on bottom what show have you been writing”
“jeremy a little help here”
“no i think they’re both switchy i can’t decide”
and they proceed to throw whiteboard markers at each other and instead they come up with angels falling out of the sky
(via mishethequiche)
I FOUND A TUTORIAL ON HOW TO MAKE DILDO POPSICLES IM LEGITIMATELy DYING OF LAUGHTER RN
So I guess they’d be “dicksicles.”
(via byancast)
Interviewer: If you are in the mood and you don’t have a boyfriend, what do you do?
Adele: Uhm, I just go to sleep.
Interviewer: But you have to do it!
Adele: No, you don’t have to do it.
Interviewer: But it’s good for you!
Adele: It’s good for you but you don’t have to do it … I don’t really want to talk about masturbating on TV when there’s cameras.
Interviewer: I was not talking about masturbating, I was talking about singing!
Adele: Oh my god.ADELE YOU FUCKING HERO
(via mishethequiche)
When someone is crying in real life I hardly care but when my favorite characters are crying I’m bawling
if tumblrcon was a thing someone would literally get killed there im not even joking
(via lokis-army-at-221b)
theperksofbeingasuperwholockian:
they need to get married
i ship it
this is adorable
they’re right next to each other in a yearbook pretty sure they might be related
Hello I’m from Tumblr and I understood that reference
Hello I’m from Tumblr and I did not understand that reference
(Source: humortrain, via the-strange-yet-amazing-doctor)
mission for today: get some food fro m the pantry while naked without being detected
MISSION FA ILED MISSION FAILED
#i used to think reactions like this were ridiculous #now they’re normal
(via carry-on-my-wayward-butt)
One day we’ll be in a Marvel movie, sitting there as something doesn’t feel right. and as the credits start to roll we’ll know what it is. It will flash up on screen and our hearts will break. “In loving memory of Stan Lee”. There was no cameo in that movie. And there never will be again.
(via vbreadergirl123)
